Post by -- brody nate williams on Nov 28, 2009 22:20:53 GMT -5
BRODY NATE WILLIAMS
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tell your boyfriend
if he says he‘s got beef
that I‘m a vegetarian and I‘m not fucking scared of him
never trust a hoe
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HEY THERE. THE NAME IS ashy, AND I AM 18 rawr! A dinosaur!.
I'VE BEEN ROLEPLAYING FOR ABOUT foreverrrrrrrrrr
AND MY OTHER CHARACTERSWOULD BE Riley Michaels, Oliver Trenton, Olivia Trenton . I WANT MY CUSTOM MEMBER TITLE TO SAY i’m your next drug girl, your sweet addiction OH, BY THE WAY, I READ THE RULES. WANT PROOF?
THE CODE WORD IS something about being thin. Maybe I should throw a French fry at it?
- - - - nicknames, brood, bro, Nate mostly nate.
- - - - gender, I have a penis?
- - - - sexuality, I love them girls!
- - - - occupation, mechanic!
- - - - wealth class, I’m not homeless, and I’m no Paris Hilton?
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- - - - eyes, brown?ish? like i pay attention to my face that much!
- - - - hair, black?
- - - - built, muscular baby!
- - - - weight, like i know?
- - - - height, does it matter how tall i am when I'm this hot?
- - - - fashion sense, pick it up off the floor, smell it, if it doesn't seem like its going to convulse people. well there you go! BRODY A-LA SEXAY?
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girls, friends, driving, motorcycles, my dysfunctional family, the smell of new tires, speed, adrenaline, ranch, body building, roller coasters, coffee, starbucks, sharpies, sexy girls? Parties, drinking, radio, chevy trucks, money, music, weddings, cats, birds, pizza, meat, werewolves, twilight, fantasy, pie, chocolate, best friends relationships, 3Oh!3 warped tour, occasional spurts of fashion, lady gaga, face book, ipods, mac computers, the internet, you tube videos, whatthebuck show, occasional tv, a sharp dress man, fan girls, people who think he’s from twilight, reading, magazines, coke over pepsi, hockey, bright blues, one night stands, skateboarding, sports in general, xbox 360, transformers, horses, riding horses, harry fucking potter!
- - - - loathes, clingy girls, being in one relationship, crashing, moving away, disney, miley cyrus, the jonas brothers, any pathetic attempt by disney to be cool, death, fire, funerals, robert pattinson, the color pink, geeks, bad dreams, people who think kristen stewart is hot, animal killers, people who are apart of peta, olives, the color olive, finding out that mac n’ cheese crayons do not taste like mac and cheese
- - - - strenghts, driving, playing on the computer, texting. Girls, swooning, speed
- - - - weaknesses, begging, pleading, crying, the famous lip quiver, or when someone really needs my help
- - - - dreams, pro motocyclist in some form of event? Maybe get married if I have the time, to swim with whales, to go to Alaska and try crab finishing on the Northwesterm
- - - - fears, drowning, getting stuck in a elevator with a clingy girl, having to help someone give birth in a elevator, ex girlfriends, his great aunt july
- - - - grade, sophomore
- - - - overall personality,
So I would be seen as somewhat a generic, neglected child. Well okay so I’m not neglected, I’m pretty well off, I have a nice large family. As the eldest out of the boys, I find that its sort of my duty to be the one to be there to protect them. I have this huge urge to be there always for people, even when I know they don’t want me to be, I’m sort of the unwanted convenience? Just wandering here and there when I think that I’m needed and able to jump in there when I really am, even when, its apparent that I’m not. Family is a huge aspect of my life, without them I wouldn’t be Brody.
Despite me being protective of my family, I am not protective over myself, an adrenaline junkie, I love to find any way to get that next thrill, everything from dangerous speeding on my ninja motorcycle, or from just going to the local amusement park and riding around the rides like a loser. I am sort of technologically a loser, barely could turn on my first computer, without some help, the only thing I can manage is to type just a little, check my face book, and then texting on my cell phone, anything else, its certainly just OVER my head. I don’t mind getting my hands dirty, I can be found a lot of times in the near by shop working on cars or motorcycles, or really anything, I have worked on odd things like once the wiener mobile, and a riding lawn mower. When I’m not in the shop, I’m out at the old ranch, riding and working with horses, or simply helping old Joe on the farm when his arthritis is acting up.
Sure, sure HOW SWEET. But that’s SOOO not me! Just.. Forget everything you just read! Its all a LIE! Okay no its not, I really am a caring and helpful person, but. I am more than just the nice guy. I love to go out and have a good time, drink when I can, because sometimes I find those jack asses that won’t fork over a beer. Sometimes I do enjoy to sleep around, and fool with a girls beneath the sheets (ß lyrics yo). Am I able to have a serious relationship? Probably not, I mean, I would like to find someone who I can settle for, and just date them, but in the end the girl gets jealous, or get tired of me not sharing my ‘feelings’ -wince-. I’m a addiction, and your next bad habit, the guy you will make so many excuses for, the one that you are always going to tell yourself, I really love him, but…. Yeah I went there? I’m sorry. I’m a ass sometimes! But baby get over yourself. (that should be my warning label?)
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- - - - family,
Trent Nick Williams- 47-father (painter)
Kenzie Anne Williams- 42-mother (plastic surgeon)
Destiny Anne Williams- 20-sister (college kid)
------ me
Melody Anne Williams- 13- sister (school kid?)
Bryce Nicolas Williams- 13- brother (school kid?)
Ronald Harry Williams-2-brother (school kid?)
Ginny Hermione Williams-4 months- sister (school kid?)
- - - - pets, right as if we don’t have enough mouths to feed?
- - - - overall history,
You are given a great and grand story, one that you can tell everyone that you know, everyone in the world that you can finally have a true and fulfilled life, filled with great and loving memories of growing up with your two parents and whatever other siblings your mother can pop out. In my case, I was child numero dos, so really I can’t go into how my parents got together, because that’s more of Destiny’s fault not mine. Mom was the geeky girl, the creepy one that everyone sort of avoids in school, while dad was the jock, the guy that everyone wanted to take a second glance at. Yeah dad, the pimp, mom the pimple on the face of high school socialism. If you knew them in high school, you all are STILL scratching your heads wondering how the hell these two ended up together and ended up having six kids.
Well I’m about to tell you. It was certainly band geek meets beauty, in some reversal roles because mom was nerdy and dad was a STUD. (I am proud of my studdish father.. Thanks much.) They met on the bus, she was against the window, and he was forcibly seated with her, when he couldn’t shut his mouth to one of his arch rivals Butch Skitz, dumb as a plank, but was built to become a brick house. (he scares me.) Of course, Dad couldn’t be seen with someone like her, without giving the bus enough of a reason more than simply him being a bad kid and being scolded to sit with geeks. So what does dad do? Begin to make out with her. Rumors flew, and well, it was soon all over the school the two of them were dating. Once again in cliché reversal roles, mom became a HOT beauty! Tried out for the cheerleading team, and caught the interest of every guy in the school, even dad, who hooked up with her, and LOOKY there! He forgot to latex up and that’s how DESTINY was conceived children, dad couldn’t keep it in his pants or remember that if you don’t want to be a parent, keep it in your pants till you have our little friend condom.
At this point they were married and began to raise Destiny. When dad couldn’t keep it in his pants again, and well looky there, I come into this painful picture FINALLY! So I was a cute little bundle of joy. Brought my family their first son, and well, I was CUTE okay? Pretty much my first few months, with all that learning, was pretty much simple, unless you count the time I almost electrocuted myself, because my dumb parents forgot to cover up the electrical plugs, this is probably the reason why I am now a adrenaline junkie, it started all with a plug. Then those times I used to go out to the pool in the back yard and try and jump in when it was frozen solid, that probably wasn’t my smartest moment, because duh, no one wants to drown in cold water. There were moments like that all the time, with me escaping from my parents when we went to Disneyland, when I made Destiny cry, when I told her that Mickey was the one that did a suicide jump off of the monorail. Good times.
So my life was generic, I wasn’t abused, or neglected, I just like to say I am, so I get attention from people, because you saps are suckers for sad stories, who would have thought? I do have a lot of family members which is certainly not normal, unless your Mormon, who like to pop out as many kids as they can, because well their crazy, and I secretly think they all have multiple wives, and they just use them as breeding machines, but that’s just ME!. Now I have my little twin bro and sis, Bryce and Melody, well they are pains in my arse, not only do they scream and kick for no reason, one of them broke my nose and the other tied me to a chair, when I was forced to baby sit them. Not nice kids. Demons I tell you. Demons! Like the time that we had another family trip, and they had to say that the roller coaster was going to stop, and you know why it did? Because at the top of the hill, they had to bust into tears and they had to stop the coaster, and guess who had to sit with them while the rest of the family enjoyed themselves? Uh me.
Not only was I raised to be a working man, I was raised to practically worship Harry Potter, not only have we all been forced to read the novels, my parents named their last two children after the books, Ronald Harry and Ginny Hermione, and their already preparing for a seventh child, (seven books, seven children? Go figure.) and the next kids name is going to be like Luna Tonks or Draco Tom, because well my parents can do whatever the hell they want? Even if that means that their kids are going to be forever known as the Potter kids, because they had to have genius naming skills, thank god I was born before the obsession, or my name might have been Harry James or something. This face? Is NOT a Harry James! -loves the books, but doesn’t want that name- So what happened when we had Ginny? Parents decided to find a new house, and take us ALL away from our friends, jobs, and everything that we have ever known and moved us to Castor. So guess what. I’m stuck here, rooting myself in a motorcycle shop and working for a nice old man and his ranch, just so I can get some excitement around here, what is a adrenaline junkie to do? Boy is my life going to be fucking dull.[/ul][/ul]
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